Okay, look, I know that high-end sports cars can require a lot of maintenance, but I can honestly say I was really disappointed when my mechanic sent me a list of things that need to be done to The Banana.

I’m not going to do all of them at once, but here are some things I have to do now.

• Front rotors and pads
• Engine Mount
• Front Thrust Arm Bearings
• Valve Cover Gaskets
• Transmission Oil Cooler Hose Seal Rings
• Windshield Wipers
• Reseal Rear Differential

That last one is a doozy, as it is mainly labor and requires removing the differential from the car. I’ve asked about Limited Slip Differential options as it should be almost no extra label to install it during this process.

(sigh)